Welcome.

Good afternoon, fellow baristas/coffee complainers alike!

My name is Emily, and I have been a barista for a gigantic coffee corporation (yes, the one you're thinking of) for five years. In that time, I've collected stories, thousands of em', as well as a bitterness so deep it could make several cups of coffee jealous.
I decided recently that it was about time to share these stories and causes of my ire with you, my adoring public. All both of you. That I forced to read this. Thanks, mom and dad.